Daisy and Lola discuss educating the Vet

Daisy and Lola are talking about how to fix up the Veterinarian, Francine, with someone -- they worry that she needs some cooking and sex education in order to help her attract the miner she's got a crush on.


[2010/04/28 20:34] Lolaraine McGinnis: How we gonna teach her how ta fuck though?
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: Jest tell her what to do I guess
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: start with what men likes most
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: i mean that's easy
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: What to do and what to say
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: jes get on her knees
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: she could do that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: Men love that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: She might ah never done that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: prob'ly not
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten: She might not even know that exists
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: and it not like you kin learn that from animals
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: I don't think animals do that
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten blinks
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: you ever seen a animal doin' that?
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten: If I ever seen a horse do that I'd scream
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: maybe to themselves, cats and dogs always lickin themselves
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: but they don't do it to each other
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: GOddamnit
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: damn, good things men cain't lick themselves
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: we'd be outa work
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: Now I wanna go watch the horses
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: Maybe they do....
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: naw
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: cause they'd never pay us
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: they'd be home in they rooms all the time
[2010/04/28 20:38] Lolaraine McGinnis: I don't know how we gonna splain that to her
[2010/04/28 20:38] Lolaraine McGinnis: first time i heard about it, i thought it were a goddamn dirty lie
[2010/04/28 20:38] Daisy Stratten: This is like charity work...we like church folks by doin' this
[2010/04/28 20:39] Lolaraine McGinnis nods sincerely