Daisy and Lola at work

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Daisy and Lola discuss educating the Vet

Daisy and Lola are talking about how to fix up the Veterinarian, Francine, with someone -- they worry that she needs some cooking and sex education in order to help her attract the miner she's got a crush on.


[2010/04/28 20:34] Lolaraine McGinnis: How we gonna teach her how ta fuck though?
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: Jest tell her what to do I guess
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: start with what men likes most
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: i mean that's easy
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: What to do and what to say
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: jes get on her knees
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: she could do that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: Men love that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Daisy Stratten: She might ah never done that
[2010/04/28 20:35] Lolaraine McGinnis: prob'ly not
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten: She might not even know that exists
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: and it not like you kin learn that from animals
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: I don't think animals do that
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten blinks
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: you ever seen a animal doin' that?
[2010/04/28 20:36] Daisy Stratten: If I ever seen a horse do that I'd scream
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: maybe to themselves, cats and dogs always lickin themselves
[2010/04/28 20:36] Lolaraine McGinnis: but they don't do it to each other
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: GOddamnit
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: damn, good things men cain't lick themselves
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: we'd be outa work
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: Now I wanna go watch the horses
[2010/04/28 20:37] Daisy Stratten: Maybe they do....
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: naw
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: cause they'd never pay us
[2010/04/28 20:37] Lolaraine McGinnis: they'd be home in they rooms all the time
[2010/04/28 20:38] Lolaraine McGinnis: I don't know how we gonna splain that to her
[2010/04/28 20:38] Lolaraine McGinnis: first time i heard about it, i thought it were a goddamn dirty lie
[2010/04/28 20:38] Daisy Stratten: This is like charity work...we like church folks by doin' this
[2010/04/28 20:39] Lolaraine McGinnis nods sincerely



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